I'M NOW ON FACEBOOK!

*(To the tune, "I Think I Love You," by The Partridge Family)

*I'm writing

And right in the middle of a good lede

When all at once I’m e-mailed

And read a note that’s Jeff’s constant refrain

Before I can complain 

I hold my keyboard way up high 

It cannot be denied

I scream the words that must apply 

I’m now on Facebook!

(I’m now on Facebook...)

It’s deadline 

I hurry to type my story 

But can’t forget Jeff’s message 

And so I post some news about myself 

And talk about myself, no matter how pretentious  

But though I feel self conscious

I no longer have a choice 

I’m now on Facebook!

(I’m now on Facebook...)

 I’m now on Facebook!

So what am I so afraid of?

I'm afraid OF being friended 

By people I don’t care for.

I’m now on Facebook!

Is this where news is headed? 

Now until I’m old and gray,

I’ll be posting everyday

I don't know what I'm supposed to write

I don't know what friends care about 

Do they want to know I’m fifty-three?  

Heeeeeeey, I’m now on Facebook!

So what am I so afraid of?

I'm afraid of being friended 

By people I don’t care for.

I’m now on Facebook!

Is this where news is headed? 

Now until I’m old and gray

I’ll be posting everyday

Forgive me,

I really don’t mean to bug you

It’s really just that I’m nervous 

But if you say,

"Get over it," I will

In fact I’ll learn the drill

And learn to text and tweet as well

Will these steps help me endure?

Is my job now more secure? 

I’m now on Facebook!

I’m now on Facebook!

I’m now on Facebook!

I’m now on Facebook!

I’m now on Facebook!

I’m now on Facebook!

I’m now on Facebook!

I’m now on Facebook!

I’m now on Facebook!